natural selection is when the person waiting in line in front of you leaves because the wait is too long

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i need feminism because when i saw a guy trying to touch my friends ass i told him not to touch her and he replied with “whats wrong with you”

Quick story time, at a concert with my friend a guy straight up came up to her, grabbed her ass with both hands. She looked mortified. So I did the logical thing and punched him straight in the arm…since his face was too far away. Not only did he say “what the fuck is wrong with you” but people around us that saw what happened started saying that I was a bitch.

Like nah, check your definition of assault because if what I did was assault but what he did was okay idk what to tell you but you’re probably a misogynist.

This is exactly what I’m talking about. Good on you for standing up for your friend! Never let guys like that get away with shit


when ur eating dinner at your friends house


and their parents start arguing


and you want to ask for the salt


but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce


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Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?





Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

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